School Spirit
We have a theme this year at my school. It's "Huntin' for the 4th A" as we have been an A school three years in a row and want to make it 4. We get letter grades from the state based on our standardized test scores.
Anyway, last year we were "surfin' our way to our 3rd A." That was an ok theme. We could wear brightly colored flower shirts and claim the school spirit had touched us. This year, since we are apparently hunting, we have a free pass to wear camouflage shirts every Friday. It's actually more than a free pass, as my principal has declared every Friday to be Camo Friday. He hunts. He's thrilled he can wear camo to school and call it appropriate principal attire. I, on the other hand, have never hunted. And I've never been in the military. You can probably see where this is going.
I did not own one single piece of camouflage attire. So the first Camo Friday came around, and I did what any school-spirited teacher would do. I went to the hunting and gun section at Walmart and made my first camo purchase. I went with a nice pocketed t-shirt with a very fetching branch, leaf, and possibly bird motif in the lovely colors of brown, gray, and tan. I wore it proudly to school. I got several comments (which I decided to take as compliments) from other teachers.
The next Thursday, there was an announcement after school. The Army Surplus Store (the name is kind of misleading as they sell many, many things not related to the Army... or Surplus...) decided to stay open an extra half hour so we (the teachers of my school) could purchase... PURPLE CAMO shirts. I raced to the store. I made my purchase. I wore my purchase at school the next day. Somehow, I did not feel quite as ridiculous as when I was wearing hunting camo.
The next week I ran into a sort of situation. It was going to be hat day. And Camo Friday. At the same time. I had some choices to make. Do I wear a camo shirt and forget about a hat? Do I try to find a hat to match a camo shirt? Do I get a camo hat? What kind of shirt do you wear with a camo hat? The last question reveals my choice. I made another trip to Walmart on that Friday before school. I found a nice camo cap in the hunting section. It was a bargain at $2.50. (Hunting clothes at Walmart are cheap... maybe to offset the price of the gun and ammo?) I thought that maybe a camo shirt and hat at the same time would be a little too much for me so I settled on a compromise.
I wore my camo hat. And I wore a purple school shirt. I had my school name proudly displayed on my shirt and a camo hat on my head. I just wanted to repeat that for effect. I was the epitome of school spirit that day.
I almost feel the need to buy more camo so I can continue to mix it up on Fridays. Almost.